Last night, I hit the grand opening of Eli Roth’s Goretorium (aka a year-round haunted house on the Strip). I’ll spare you the gory details, since I wouldn’t want to take the fearful fun out of the attraction, but here are a few photos to give you a vague sense of the attraction created by Hostel director, Newton product, Inglourious Basterds “Bear Jew” Eli Roth. (Not pictured: Roth’s insanely shiny black dress shoes.)